- ‘ Log Hum Se jal rahe hai lagta hai aapne sikke bhi Is seher me chal rahe hai ,,
- ‘ Rooth’ny Wale Ko Itna Nahi Rooth’na Chahiye Ke Manany Wala Khud Hi Rooth Jaye ,,
- ‘ Attitude Ke Bazar Me Jine Ka Alag Hi Maza Hai , Log Jalna Nahi Chodte Aur Hum Muskurana ,,
- ‘ Me Bhi Sarifo Ki Zindagi Me Aata Hu , Lekin Tabtak Jab Tak Koi Ungli Na Kare ,,
- ‘ Be happy in front of people who don't like you , "It KILL them" ,,
- ‘ Sorry GUYS .It was me , I let the DOG out ,,
- ‘ Please GOD if you can't make me SLIM , Make my friend FAT ,,
- ‘ When i was Born I was so SURPRISED , I did not talk for a yera and a half 😒 ,,
- ‘ Life is the "ART" of drawing without an "ERASER" ,,
- ‘ Mere surname ko tere name ka sahara chahiye samajh gayi ho ya kuch or ishara chahiye ,,
- ‘ Some Times the HARDEST thing and the RIGTH are the same ,,
- ‘ I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me. ,,
- ‘ Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. ,,
- ‘ I’m cool but Summer made me hot! ,,
- ‘ Diets are hard because I get hungry. ,,
- ‘ Be yourself. everyone else is already taken. ,,
- ‘ Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. ,,
- ‘ Totally available!! Please disturb me! ,,
- ‘ I don’t care what people think or say about me ,,
- ‘ Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live. ,,
- ‘ Happiness is when the last seen at turns into online and then typing ,,
- ‘ I’m still single bcoz god is busy writing best love story for me…,,
- ‘ Mistakes are proof that you are trying.. ,,
- ‘ Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing. ,,
- ‘ Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful. ,,
- ‘ I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE. ,,
- ‘ Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have. ,,
- ‘ If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front… ,,
- ‘ I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.! ,,
- ‘ So many annoying people, and just not enough bullets. ,,
- ‘ I'm not anti-you. I'm anti-stupid. ,,
- ‘ Nice try, but you're still not ME. ,,
- ‘ #Like a Boss. ,,
- ‘ Please replace your lipstick with a glue stick. ,,
- ‘ You can merely hope to be me. ,,
- ‘ So judging you right now. ,,
- ‘ It's not me. It's you. ,,
- ‘ Diets are hard because I get hungry. ,,
- ‘ When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. ,,
- ‘ We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples. ,,
- ‘ I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. ,,
- ‘ Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. ,,
- ‘ Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. ,,
- ‘ God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!! ,,
- ‘ Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you. ,,
- ‘ The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained. ,,
- ‘ Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference. ,,
- ‘ My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand! ,,
- ‘ The only way to do great work is to love what you do. ,,
- ‘ Everyday is a second chance. ,,
- ‘ The road to success is always under construction. ,,
- ‘ The only way to do great work is to love what you do. ,,
- ‘ Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. ,,
- ‘ I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced. ,,
- ‘ Silent people have the loudest minds. ,,
- ‘ I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class. ,,
- ‘ I'm not failed... my success is just postponed. ,,
- ‘ I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination. ,,
- ‘ Born to express not to impress. ,,
- ‘ Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. ,,
- ‘ Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report. ,,
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